Mums net gold

[eek]

Sorry but I am reading Dp as double penetration, I guess all those mums could lead me astray

Context is everything so I checked and they even have a list of acronyms. Mind you if you read their relationship section double penetration seems a vanilla option.

[OwlHoot]

Aside from Trainspotting, and some american getting follow-through after getting drunk on Guinness, I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves when drunk.

Strong beer can have funny effects though, out of all proportion to the ABV.

Years ago I was contracting in Cambridge and house sharing with some guys from the uni. Shortly before Christmas the local pub was selling Christmas ale, a nearly black evil looking concoction almost 20% ABV. The barman would only sell it in half pints, and was reluctant to sell more than one half pint to any one person.

We thought he was being melodramatic, but after persuading him I'd be OK with a second half pint I started feeling pretty weird and had no more. For a start, when I got up, my legs literally gave way and I end up in a heap on the floor!

But one of the other guys managed to down two or three pints. Now this was a six foot four strapping guy, in the rowing team I think, and fit as a butcher's dog obvously, and well accustomed to drink. But when we got back home he practically passed out, and later pooped the bed (with his g/friend in it).

Now if that had been half pints of port, say, over the course of three or four hours he'd still have ended up as pissed as a mattress; but would that have happened? No way.

[SimonMac]

Context is everything so I checked and they even have a list of acronyms. Mind you if you read their relationship section double penetration seems a vanilla option.

EWCM
egg-white cervical mucus

I just do not want to google that

[OwlHoot]

EWCM
egg-white cervical mucus

I just do not want to google that

or even contemplate what EYCM stands for

[Doggy Styles]

I like the names of some of the sympathetic mums on there:

VelcroFanjo
YankNCock
CustardoCuddlyCunt

Mums are a rude old lot when you leave them together.

[AtW]

Context is everything so I checked and they even have a list of acronyms. Mind you if you read their relationship section double penetration seems a vanilla option.

indeed!!!

[AtW]

Context is everything so I checked and they even have a list of acronyms. Mind you if you read their relationship section double penetration seems a vanilla option.

NAK

nursing at keyboard (breastfeeding while Mumsnetting)



I think CUK should invade again...

[Platypus]

Aside from Trainspotting, and some american getting follow-through after getting drunk on Guinness, I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves when drunk.

My local pub has about a dozen B&B rooms. It's surprising how often they have to dispose of a mattress after someone has passed out and pooped themselves. Several times a year.

[Platypus]

NAK ... drool drool slather <reaches for kleenex>

WAK ?

[EternalOptimist]

WAK ?

Tic-Tak

Think I'm c***ing-Tugging at Keyboard