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[jmo21]

Great thread!

I was on a stag a few years back and one of the guys farted and followed through in a nightclub, he was treated with great sympathy and respect for the rest of the weekend, NOT!

[Sysman]

Aside from Trainspotting, and some american getting follow-through after getting drunk on Guinness, I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves when drunk.

I heard about it when I was a teenager. The police had arrested a drunk and put him in the car to take him to a nice warm cell for the night.

They chucked him out of the car after 50 yards because he'd shat himself and they couldn't stand the stink.

Small villages are wonderful places for gossip...

[northernladyuk]

Check this out, my missus showed me this morning. better than anything wilmslow has come up with:

Help i have no idea how to deal with this... Regarding dp beyond drunk, A bit gross | Mumsnet Discussion

We were hoping to announce the happy news in more fortuitous circumstances but for now we just ask that you respect our privacy and that of the forum member who generously donated his spare ovary.

[wobbegong]

I thought the usual thing to do is rub his nose in it till he learns to be house trained

[chef]

he has got up threw his jeans in the bin :@ they were brand new i literally bought them yesterday. im angry at that to. i said how wonderful to lie in the knowledge that he can just through brand new jeans away that i bought....

i have since had a chat and suggested he spends a night or two at his parents and re evaulating his life and what he thinks is important. he then came out with that when he takes his son back home today (was thankfully stopping at grandparents last night) that he will stop with dss mum 70 odd miles away and not go to work!!

ohhhh dear..

[ChimpMaster]

Isn't it normal to sh1t your pants when you've had a couple of pints?

[BrilloPad]

Isn't it normal to sh1t your pants when you've had a couple of pints?

Only if its a couple of pints of whisky.

[Spacecadet]

I lad who was in my uni halls for 6 months in my first year admitting to having tuliped himself on multiple occasions after drinking. I think it had happened to him so often he thought it was normal.
Apparently his mum was kind enough to clean him up everytime!

Obviously he didn't even get through first year before dropping out

[BrilloPad]

I lad who was in my uni halls for 6 months in my first year admitting to having tuliped himself on multiple occasions after drinking. I think it had happened to him so often he thought it was normal.
Apparently his mum was kind enough to clean him up everytime!

Obviously he didn't even get through first year before dropping out

Reminded me of a story I heard at uni (probably apocryphal) of someone who had their first homosexual experience then tuliped themself and left the pants full of tulip/sperm in the corridor!

[Arturo Bassick]

This bloke (drunk) threw up on his shirt while pissed.
He was disturbed as he did not know what to tell the wife.
His wise friend told him to put a 50 pound note in his top pocket and tell the wife some fool threw up on him but paid him to get the shirt cleaned or replaced.
He takes the advice.
He gets home and goes through the story and the wife, while annoyed, is pleased that at least the chap had the decency to cough up.
She reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out 2 * 50s. She asked what the other is for.
"He tulip in my pants too".