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[PorkPie]

client or climate, they probably both apply

[SimonMac]

Wonderful, I've no idea how I did that - I did mean 'climate'.

Freudian slip?

[shaunbhoy]

Wonderful, I've no idea how I did that - I did mean 'climate'.

You probably just misinterpreted the data. Don't sweat it.

[d000hg]

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Wonderful, I've no idea how I did that - I did mean 'climate'.

[SimonMac]

Yes but then:Her baby is encrypted?

I also love their warning:

Why don't we have those, warning that Sas is ignorant about economics and CUK members are not renowned climate scientists?

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[shaunbhoy]

Why don't we have those, warning that Sas is ignorant about economics and CUK members are not renowned client scientists?

To be fair, that very quickly becomes self evident.

[d000hg]

You get what you pay for

A fairly poor saying, when you think about it.

[BrilloPad]

CUKKERs don't necessarily have the qualifications or experience to offer Legal Advice, Financial Advice, Contracts Advice, Technical Advice, Relationship Advice or Global Warming Advice. However, if you want to know about pot noodling then please post in Light Relief where a resident expert will be eager to assist.

To be fair, cuk is the renowned website for all guinea pig advice.

[BlasterBates]

That thread was just so full of sh*t.

[Spacecadet]

I also love their warning:

Why don't we have those, warning that Sas is ignorant about economics and CUK members are not renowned client scientists?

CUKKERs don't necessarily have the qualifications or experience to offer Legal Advice, Financial Advice, Contracts Advice, Technical Advice, Relationship Advice or Global Warming Advice. However, if you want to know about pot noodling then please post in Light Relief where a resident expert will be eager to assist.

[BrilloPad]

Why don't we have those, warning that Sas is ignorant about economics and CUK members are not renowned client scientists?

You get what you pay for - and cuk advice is free.

[d000hg]

I read it as DimPrawn

Context is everything so I checked and they even have a list of acronyms.

Yes but then:

Im masssively pregnant and have pgp

Her baby is encrypted?

I also love their warning:

Note: Mumsnetters don't necessarily have the qualifications or experience to offer relationships counselling or to provide help in cases of domestic violence.

Why don't we have those, warning that Sas is ignorant about economics and CUK members are not renowned client scientists?

[PorkPie]

genius

[Arturo Bassick]

This bloke (drunk) threw up on his shirt while pissed.
He was disturbed as he did not know what to tell the wife.
His wise friend told him to put a 50 pound note in his top pocket and tell the wife some fool threw up on him but paid him to get the shirt cleaned or replaced.
He takes the advice.
He gets home and goes through the story and the wife, while annoyed, is pleased that at least the chap had the decency to cough up.
She reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out 2 * 50s. She asked what the other is for.
"He tulip in my pants too".

[BrilloPad]

I lad who was in my uni halls for 6 months in my first year admitting to having tuliped himself on multiple occasions after drinking. I think it had happened to him so often he thought it was normal.
Apparently his mum was kind enough to clean him up everytime!

Obviously he didn't even get through first year before dropping out

Reminded me of a story I heard at uni (probably apocryphal) of someone who had their first homosexual experience then tuliped themself and left the pants full of tulip/sperm in the corridor!