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Presumably you also would drive along the pavement if there were no pedestrians, drive along the hard shoulder on a motorway when there's a jam, etc?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Nope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPresumably you also would drive along the pavement if there were no pedestrians, drive along the hard shoulder on a motorway when there's a jam, etc?Comment
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You must lead a very stressful life.Originally posted by russell View PostWas driving to work this morning along a two lane road with one lane as a bus lane. The non bus lane wasn't moving and the bus lane was empty except for a solitary cycist. So I went up the bus lane behind him. Halfway up the road he notices me and stops get of his bike and starts shouting abuse saying I should merge into the non moving queue. I told him to go F off and eventually he went.
So this guy wanted to have a whole lane to himself at morning rush, I should have ran over the odious twat.
Bus lanes on a two lane road are a disgrace, there is probably 1 bus/bike to every 100 cars yet they get 50% of that bit of road.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.

I is the baddest gangsta.
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why just in this case?Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostOkay cyclists are twats, I agree, but in this case you were the twat.Coffee's for closersComment
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how about where a 2 lane road is reduced to 1 lane only by chevons prior to merging with another 2 lane road? will you just drive on the chevrons or merge in turn?Originally posted by russell View PostNope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.Coffee's for closersComment
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Don't tell d000gh he'll have you banged up for life.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.

I is the baddest gangsta.

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if you'd gone over the 5 items or less limit then you'd have ben well 'ardOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.

I is the baddest gangsta.

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I'm not Sylvester Stallone FFS.Originally posted by Notascooby View Postif you'd gone over the 5 items or less limit then you'd have ben well 'ardComment
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What about a 1-way road if nobody is coming?Originally posted by russell View PostNope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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