Originally posted by russell
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Cyclist twat
Collapse
X
-
Presumably you also would drive along the pavement if there were no pedestrians, drive along the hard shoulder on a motorway when there's a jam, etc?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Nope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPresumably you also would drive along the pavement if there were no pedestrians, drive along the hard shoulder on a motorway when there's a jam, etc?Comment
-
You must lead a very stressful life.Originally posted by russell View PostWas driving to work this morning along a two lane road with one lane as a bus lane. The non bus lane wasn't moving and the bus lane was empty except for a solitary cycist. So I went up the bus lane behind him. Halfway up the road he notices me and stops get of his bike and starts shouting abuse saying I should merge into the non moving queue. I told him to go F off and eventually he went.
So this guy wanted to have a whole lane to himself at morning rush, I should have ran over the odious twat.
Bus lanes on a two lane road are a disgrace, there is probably 1 bus/bike to every 100 cars yet they get 50% of that bit of road.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
I once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.

I is the baddest gangsta.
Comment
-
why just in this case?Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostOkay cyclists are twats, I agree, but in this case you were the twat.Coffee's for closersComment
-
how about where a 2 lane road is reduced to 1 lane only by chevons prior to merging with another 2 lane road? will you just drive on the chevrons or merge in turn?Originally posted by russell View PostNope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.Coffee's for closersComment
-
Don't tell d000gh he'll have you banged up for life.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.

I is the baddest gangsta.

Comment
-
if you'd gone over the 5 items or less limit then you'd have ben well 'ardOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.

I is the baddest gangsta.

Comment
-
I'm not Sylvester Stallone FFS.Originally posted by Notascooby View Postif you'd gone over the 5 items or less limit then you'd have ben well 'ardComment
-
What about a 1-way road if nobody is coming?Originally posted by russell View PostNope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:20
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23
- ‘Stable’ IT contractor demand moved near growth in February 2026 Mar 10 06:49
- What is a tax-efficient salary for 2026/27 as a limited company director? Mar 9 06:23
- Why the McCann Review is the latest failure of the Loan Charge scandal Mar 6 06:53
- What did Spring Statement 2026 say about mortgages? Mar 5 07:29
- Rachel Reeves overlooks contractors in ‘thin’ Spring Statement 2026 Mar 4 07:15
- Spring Statement 2026: chancellor’s full speech Mar 3 21:03
- Unlike today’s ‘boring’ Spring Statement 2026, Make Work Pay is transformative for contractors Mar 3 07:45

Comment