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    #11
    Originally posted by russell View Post
    There are no cameras, I go down that lane all the time when its busy. Im not sitting in a line of traffic like all the other lemons while there is an empty lane right next to me. If the police stop I would say noone was letting me in.
    Presumably you also would drive along the pavement if there were no pedestrians, drive along the hard shoulder on a motorway when there's a jam, etc?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Presumably you also would drive along the pavement if there were no pedestrians, drive along the hard shoulder on a motorway when there's a jam, etc?
      Nope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.

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        #13
        Originally posted by russell View Post
        Was driving to work this morning along a two lane road with one lane as a bus lane. The non bus lane wasn't moving and the bus lane was empty except for a solitary cycist. So I went up the bus lane behind him. Halfway up the road he notices me and stops get of his bike and starts shouting abuse saying I should merge into the non moving queue. I told him to go F off and eventually he went.

        So this guy wanted to have a whole lane to himself at morning rush, I should have ran over the odious twat.

        Bus lanes on a two lane road are a disgrace, there is probably 1 bus/bike to every 100 cars yet they get 50% of that bit of road.

        You must lead a very stressful life.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          I once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.



          I is the baddest gangsta.

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            #15
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            Okay cyclists are twats, I agree, but in this case you were the twat.
            why just in this case?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              Originally posted by russell View Post
              Nope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.
              how about where a 2 lane road is reduced to 1 lane only by chevons prior to merging with another 2 lane road? will you just drive on the chevrons or merge in turn?
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                I once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.



                I is the baddest gangsta.

                Don't tell d000gh he'll have you banged up for life.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  I once used the "baskets only" checkout with a trolley containing five items.



                  I is the baddest gangsta.

                  if you'd gone over the 5 items or less limit then you'd have ben well 'ard
                  Anti-bedwetting advice

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Notascooby View Post
                    if you'd gone over the 5 items or less limit then you'd have ben well 'ard
                    I'm not Sylvester Stallone FFS.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by russell View Post
                      Nope the pavement isn't built for cars, and a hard shoulder is usually on roads with 3+ lanes. Bus lanes are a joke on a 2 lane road and I will always use them if it will reduce my travel time.
                      What about a 1-way road if nobody is coming?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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