Which one?

[eek]

**This is all hypothetical anyway as I am a [snip] man who would never risk and knows the expensive costs of playing away.

FTFY (again).

[SimonMac]

I'm not ashamed to say I'll tap Adele in a heart beat over some of the bags of bones in that line up

[gingerjedi]

WHS. A bunch of pig fugly IT geeks with hygiene problems imagining they even have a choice
It's no surprise the thread was started by the CUK chief fantasist.

Would Not Bang | Know Your Meme

[ChrisPackit]

**This is all hypothetical anyway as I am a happily married man who would never consider playing away.

Said by a man whose wife clearly checks his CUK posts !!

[Scrag Meister]

Any one of them would do, as would prob get you a few column inches on a Sunday and £25k for a kiss and tell. Kerching.

[sasguru]

Would Not Bang | Know Your Meme

This is Dim.
You really think he meant to "... to parody hypocritical judgments made about women’s physical appeal on the Internet...."?
Or do you think the sex-starved fantasist genuinely meant it?

[SimonMac]

Any one of them would do, as would prob get you a few column inches on a Sunday and £25k for a kiss and tell. Kerching.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Scrag Meister again.

[d000hg]

perhaps the blonde in the black dress in the middle if she lost a bit of stomach flab first so she didnt crush me.

What a scrawny pansy you must be if that's too much for you.

So you would do #9?

What a trooper!

How did Noel Fielding get in the picture?

[wim121]

What a scrawny pansy you must be if that's too much for you.

I am. The OH is only like a size 10-12 or so, but she is a bit too heavy for me at times if she supports her full weight against me, but I can cope with that.

I'm not an anorexic guy where you can see bones sticking through (eww hate that look), but there isnt much meat on me and family members always tease me for my chicken ankles and wrists. Ive tried nearly everything to build weight and muscle especially on my chest, but if I ever gain weight, it all goes to my stomach and thighs and nowhere else.

The only thing I havent tried yet is that whey protein fad, looks expensive!

[eek]

The only thing I havent tried yet is that whey protein fad, looks expensive!

You are a contractor. Either you can afford it or you should hand you badge in and move to dirtypermieuk.com