Which one?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Really? So you would hump michelle mcbigmac-amnus rather than just pleasuring yourself to porn?

Is she local and free tomorrow night?

[wim121]

Where abouts do you live? I have a few ugly, tubby friends so I can always try to hook you up as some are single and looking. btw, do you care about physical disabilities like a woman who cant walk?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Where abouts do you live? I have a few ugly, tubby friends so I can always try to hook you up as some are single and looking. btw, do you care about physical disabilities like a woman who cant walk?

You mean they can't run away? Bonus!

[Cliphead]

Ya bunch of fantasists. You'd all do No2 and be grateful.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Ya bunch of fantasists. You'd all do No2 and be grateful.

As I said - I'd be glad of any of 'em - they'd all be a step up :-)

[Freamon]

Where abouts do you live? I have a few ugly, tubby friends so I can always try to hook you up as some are single and looking. btw, do you care about physical disabilities like a woman who cant walk?

You get double points for amputees. (It's a CUK rule).

[Arturo Bassick]

There are non in that line up that would fail my marks out of 2 test. I would give them all 1.

[eek]

There are non in that line up that would fail my female and breathing test. I would give them all 1.

FTFY

[sasguru]

Ya bunch of fantasists. You'd all do No2 and be grateful.

WHS. A bunch of pig fugly IT geeks with hygiene problems imagining they even have a choice
It's no surprise the thread was started by the CUK chief fantasist.

[Arturo Bassick]

FTFY

You are probably right. My test has never been used in extremis. I may say no if you showed me a picture of a monster, but if the same offer were made face to face my answer may be different.

**This is all hypothetical anyway as I am a happily married man who would never consider playing away.