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ODW (Official Dunk Warning)

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    ODW (Official Dunk Warning)

    Chocolate Oreos look more robust than they are. These are single dunk biscuits only. Repeat. These are single dunk biscuits only. More than one dunk in an ISO standard tea or coffee could result in sediment, or total biscuit collapse (TBC). You have been warned.

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      some usefu viz top tips coming along, keep 'em coming
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        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
        That's some weird tulip
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
          Thats OK as long as it doesn't smell like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #6
            They did a great Oreo milkshake in GBK.

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              #7
              Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
              Just saying like.

              where there's chaos, there's cash !

              I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

              Lowering the tone since 1963

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                #8
                Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
                WHS

                The yanks can't do beer, cheese or biscuits
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                  Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
                  That. Chav-biscuits.

                  Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    That. Chav-biscuits.

                    Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.
                    It's always my fault isn't it.

                    The PM brought them back from her trip to the states. I shall of course spit a half eaten one over her while she sits at her desk, cuff her round the earhole and send her out to get some Fox's though. Good steer.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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