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Previously on "ODW (Official Dunk Warning)"

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    It's always my fault isn't it.

    The PM brought them back from her trip to the states. I shall of course spit a half eaten one over her while she sits at her desk, cuff her round the earhole and send her out to get some Fox's though. Good steer.
    Nearly every shop here sells them, in all varieties. There's the original, the white ones, the ones covered in chocolate and the 'fake' ones. Mind you got some Fox choccie ones in the English shop in Köln a couple of weeks ago, mmmmm....

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You see, it's not that you don't know how to solve the problem...
    I'm quite the lad really.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I shall of course spit a half eaten one over her while she sits at her desk, cuff her round the earhole and send her out to get some Fox's though. Good steer.
    You see, it's not that you don't know how to solve the problem...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    That. Chav-biscuits.

    Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.
    It's always my fault isn't it.

    The PM brought them back from her trip to the states. I shall of course spit a half eaten one over her while she sits at her desk, cuff her round the earhole and send her out to get some Fox's though. Good steer.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
    That. Chav-biscuits.

    Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
    WHS

    The yanks can't do beer, cheese or biscuits

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!

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  • BrilloPad
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    They did a great Oreo milkshake in GBK.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
    Thats OK as long as it doesn't smell like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
    That's some weird tulip

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  • chef
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    some usefu viz top tips coming along, keep 'em coming

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  • darmstadt
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    And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness

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  • suityou01
    started a topic ODW (Official Dunk Warning)

    ODW (Official Dunk Warning)

    Chocolate Oreos look more robust than they are. These are single dunk biscuits only. Repeat. These are single dunk biscuits only. More than one dunk in an ISO standard tea or coffee could result in sediment, or total biscuit collapse (TBC). You have been warned.

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