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Nearly every shop here sells them, in all varieties. There's the original, the white ones, the ones covered in chocolate and the 'fake' ones. Mind you got some Fox choccie ones in the English shop in Köln a couple of weeks ago, mmmmm....
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It's always my fault isn't it.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThat. Chav-biscuits.
Get yourself some Fox's and act like a proper contractor.
The PM brought them back from her trip to the states. I shall of course spit a half eaten one over her while she sits at her desk, cuff her round the earhole and send her out to get some Fox's though. Good steer.
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WHSOriginally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostOreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
The yanks can't do beer, cheese or biscuits
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Oreos? They are just reconstituted coal with a little cocoa powder added!
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And if you eat a whole packet of them it makes your tulip look like you've drunk 10 pints of Guinness
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ODW (Official Dunk Warning)
Chocolate Oreos look more robust than they are. These are single dunk biscuits only. Repeat. These are single dunk biscuits only. More than one dunk in an ISO standard tea or coffee could result in sediment, or total biscuit collapse (TBC). You have been warned.
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