Global warming does not exist - have we done this one yet

[ThomasSoerensen]

The Himalayas and nearby peaks have lost no ice in past 10 years, study shows | Environment | The Guardian

[Paddy]

Someone better email and tell that dumb ass Ban-ki-moon at the UN.

Ban Ki-moon challenges climate sceptics : CLIMATE HIMALAYA-Fostering Knowledge, Innovations and Adaptation

[DimPrawn]

The "science" has changed.

Humans have made the planet too hot for any life to exist, and in theory, everything is now steam and all life has died due to cars, factories, etc (all the things lefty tree huggers despise).

HOWEVER:

An equal amount of totally natural and wonderful cooling happened to occur at exactly the right time and by exactly the right amount to cancel it all out.

The net result is a new global worry, Man-made Climate Stability.

Tax them middle classes I say!

[Pondlife]

It's a big problem on the mainland. I took the photographic evidence below only yesterday.

[EternalOptimist]

A couple of years ago Pachuri (boss of the IPCC) was calling people arrogant and guilty of Voodoo science when they claimed the glaciers would still be around in twenty odd years.

Even the most rabid watermelons thought he had gone too far but they still insisted that there was a major glacial retreat under way, and that it was a major problem, because their models said so.
So I wonder how they will spin this news

[shaunbhoy]

A couple of years ago Pachuri (boss of the IPCC) was calling people arrogant and guilty of Voodoo science when they claimed the glaciers would still be around in twenty odd years.

Even the most rabid watermelons thought he had gone too far but they still insisted that there was a major glacial retreat under way, and that it was a major problem, because their models said so.
So I wonder how they will spin this news

I have little doubt that pj will be along shortly to explain it all, with his gormless deputy sasguru in tow, dispensing "cretin" insults like confetti.

[DimPrawn]

I have little doubt that pj will be along shortly to explain it all, with his gormless deputy sasguru in tow, dispensing "cretin" insults like confetti.

WHS.

sas really is a gullible permie cretin.

[EternalOptimist]

I have little doubt that pj will be along shortly to explain it all, with his gormless deputy sasguru in tow, dispensing "cretin" insults like confetti.

I just read up about the gravity stuff. The whole story just rams home the absolute stupidity of measuring a dozen data points then extrapolating the results onto thousands of others, using models and then claiming the science is settled.
They measured a few low lying glaciers, because they were easy to get to, then said 'if these are retreating, its obvious that the other 99% are as well'

wrong answer

[ThomasSoerensen]

I have little doubt that pj will be along shortly to explain it all, with his gormless deputy sasguru in tow, dispensing "cretin" insults like confetti.

Has somebody stopped the PJ script.
I would expect it to kick in when seeing a post like this.

[sasguru]

The fact that the thickest, most poorly-educated cretins on this forum hold a simplistic opinion on a complex issue is a tribute to the democracy of the internet. Democracy of the dunces that is.