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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.
I did get a call from some crazed bird 30 odd years ago about giving birth to a six pound pudding-head, but I believe he has come good, and is some sort of Guru in the Sas sector
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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"Middle-aged men who are boring, with a receding hairline, bulging waist line and of course, a fat wallet, are approached by younger, beautiful women."
I suppose that covers most of you lot thenComment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYeah, an ex of mine used to do that. But she did complain that they tasted funny after lying in the bin for a whileVote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI think that is a very appropriate use of that smiley.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhy ? You tried it ????Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI always carry a couple of decoys around. Condoms filled with semolina, that I leave in the bog and in the bin.
I did get a call from some crazed bird 30 odd years ago about giving birth to a six pound pudding-head, but I believe he has come good, and is some sort of Guru in the Sas sector
very good EO
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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