Reply to: Watch out contractors!

[chef]

I always carry a couple of decoys around. Condoms filled with semolina, that I leave in the bog and in the bin.

I did get a call from some crazed bird 30 odd years ago about giving birth to a six pound pudding-head, but I believe he has come good, and is some sort of Guru in the Sas sector

very good EO

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

[russell]

Get a reversible snip, and don't say anything.

[fullyautomatix]

Why ? You tried it ????

No, just reading your post has made me

[TestMangler]

I think that is a very appropriate use of that smiley.

Why ? You tried it ????

[fullyautomatix]

Yeah, an ex of mine used to do that. But she did complain that they tasted funny after lying in the bin for a while

I think that is a very appropriate use of that smiley.

[ChimpMaster]

"Middle-aged men who are boring, with a receding hairline, bulging waist line and of course, a fat wallet, are approached by younger, beautiful women."

I suppose that covers most of you lot then

[TestMangler]

And never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.

Yeah, an ex of mine used to do that. But she did complain that they tasted funny after lying in the bin for a while

[EternalOptimist]

And never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.

I always carry a couple of decoys around. Condoms filled with semolina, that I leave in the bog and in the bin.

I did get a call from some crazed bird 30 odd years ago about giving birth to a six pound pudding-head, but I believe he has come good, and is some sort of Guru in the Sas sector

[Spacecadet]

Thats funny I give them yours

FYI, I could have sworn the last one beeped as she backed away from the front door

[BrilloPad]

That's alright my dad taught me to practice safe sex... I never give my real name and number

And never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.

[eek]

Thats funny I give them yours

Anyone seen NorthernLadyUK recently?

[bobspud]

I always give wilmslows

Thats funny I give them yours

[The Spartan]

So all I have to do it pretend I'm rich and I start bagging more pretty females, sign me up mwahahahaah

[Spacecadet]

That's alright my dad taught me to practice safe sex... I never give my real name and number

I always give wilmslows

[bobspud]

That's alright my dad taught me to practice safe sex... I never give my real name and number