Watch out contractors!

[Spacecadet]

Thats funny I give them yours

FYI, I could have sworn the last one beeped as she backed away from the front door

[EternalOptimist]

And never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.

I always carry a couple of decoys around. Condoms filled with semolina, that I leave in the bog and in the bin.

I did get a call from some crazed bird 30 odd years ago about giving birth to a six pound pudding-head, but I believe he has come good, and is some sort of Guru in the Sas sector

[TestMangler]

And never leave your condom in the bin. Some women will dig it out and try to impregnate themself.

Yeah, an ex of mine used to do that. But she did complain that they tasted funny after lying in the bin for a while

[ChimpMaster]

"Middle-aged men who are boring, with a receding hairline, bulging waist line and of course, a fat wallet, are approached by younger, beautiful women."

I suppose that covers most of you lot then

[fullyautomatix]

Yeah, an ex of mine used to do that. But she did complain that they tasted funny after lying in the bin for a while

I think that is a very appropriate use of that smiley.

[TestMangler]

I think that is a very appropriate use of that smiley.

Why ? You tried it ????

[fullyautomatix]

Why ? You tried it ????

No, just reading your post has made me

[russell]

Get a reversible snip, and don't say anything.

[chef]

I always carry a couple of decoys around. Condoms filled with semolina, that I leave in the bog and in the bin.

I did get a call from some crazed bird 30 odd years ago about giving birth to a six pound pudding-head, but I believe he has come good, and is some sort of Guru in the Sas sector

very good EO

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.