Embarassing disposal

[NotAllThere]

Dont you ever rotate the mattress?

Mrs BP always sleeps with a blob towel at the appropriate time....

Should be forced to wear a t-shirt as a warning.



Not as embarrassing as when the kids decided they needed to take photos of a tree (school project) from my bedroom, and the, er, damp patch on my wife's side of the bed was still a little damp

"What's that?" asks my daughter, having put her hand on it.

"Mummy spilt her tea, go wash your hands".

(Actually, that story might be good for the father of the bride's speech ).

[Churchill]

You have used that quote at least 3 times since women were allowed to join this forum. Try and think of something original next time.

Ftfy

[Doggy Styles]

Be kind to your web-footed friends.

Blood comes in more temperatures than just warm.