Embarassing disposal

[MarillionFan]

You have used that quote at least 3 times since I've been a member of this forum. Try and think of something original next time.

It's the only one I've got.

[MarillionFan]

Right then...

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

[mudskipper]

It's the only one I've got.

1.. 2... 3...

[MarillionFan]

1.. 2... 3...

Did you here the joke about the internet pedant?

[mudskipper]

Did you here the joke about the internet pedant?

hear

(yep, I know you set that up)

[Doggy Styles]

Did you here the joke about the internet pedant?

Made me LOL

So there you are. At least one person on here hasn't heard all of your jokes several times.

[BrilloPad]

You have used that quote at least 3 times since I've been a member of this forum. Try and think of something original next time.

If you want originality then CUK will die.

[Freamon]

Decorating the bedroom and replacing the double bed. Broken the bed up for firewood but will have to take the mattress to the dump and it is somewhat stained. I blame the missus mainly as the really obvious stain, from the colour and position, is a woman's stain my lord.

If I was married to Tracy Emin I would probably be able to sell it for £300k but I am not unfortunately. How would the brilliant CUKers cope with disposing of this mattress without embarassment?

Just get someone* with a much higher embarrassment threshold to do it for you.

* i.e. Wilmslow.

[SimonMac]

Take an Eartha Kitt on the other side of the mattress and no one will notice the blob stain

[d000hg]

Where I live the council will take a large item away for free. Just call them, leave it out after dark, and its gone by 7am the next morning. I think there's a two free removals a year limit. Don't know if other areas have a similar service.

I know we used to - when doing up the house it was a huge help.