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The joys of autistic children

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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

    And I do know that women were not allowed at stonings....
    Unless they were men pretending to be women pretending to be men.

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Maybe BP could help out around the house a bit more. By the sounds of it the wife is doing all the work and he's out at 5am doing 22 mile bike rides, swimming 10 miles at the gym & running marathons.
      I cycle to and from work and it takes the same time as the train. I go swimming either with the kids or while they are at evening school (pool is next door and a few miles from home).

      I spend time with the kids every evening and Saturday/Sunday. I also help round the house - tidying, cleaning up the kitchen etcetc.

      I am not known as the greatest of dads for nothing! In fact most people say I spend way to much time with the kids.

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        #23
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I cycle to and from work and it takes the same time as the train. I go swimming either with the kids or while they are at evening school (pool is next door and a few miles from home).

        I spend time with the kids every evening and Saturday/Sunday. I also help round the house - tidying, cleaning up the kitchen etcetc.

        I am not known as the greatest of dads for nothing! In fact most people say I spend way to much time with the kids.
        The only person who spends more time getting down with the kids is Wilmslow, and he will be arrested one day.

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          .

          I am not known as the greatest of dads for nothing! In fact most people say I spend way to much time with the kids.
          Brilliant.

          In that case pop over you can babysit mine when I go to the pub.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            My wife screams at her "Why don't you listen? You are worse than my son and he is stupid".
            That's a horrible thing to say. My son has Aspergers, a form of autism and I wouldn't dream of saying anything like that.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Try being round our house for a while. I was up at 5am this morning. Baby BP already downstairs wearing a pirate hat, tutu and waving a light sabre around.

              At least today he did not wake the rest of the house at 4am.
              I like the cut of that lad's gib.

              I'm sure we'd get along famously (after 9, obv...)
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #27
                Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                That's a horrible thing to say. My son has Aspergers, a form of autism and I wouldn't dream of saying anything like that.
                Neither would I. But then I dont spend all day with him.

                And by the way both my autistic kids probably have Aspergers. But as both were late talking they don't get an official diagnosis.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
                  That's a horrible thing to say. My son has Aspergers, a form of autism and I wouldn't dream of saying anything like that.
                  Aspergus isn't the same as severe autism.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Aspergus isn't the same as severe autism.
                    No. It's a type of green vegetable.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      No. It's a type of green vegetable.
                      That makes your wee smell funny
                      Anti-bedwetting advice

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