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Have been accompanied all day by a shocking hangover. I think I may have drank a bath full of beer last night
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They'd better change that beer water regularly - ever spilled a pint of beer in your keyboard one night, collapsed on top of it, woke up the next morning and tried to carry on questing on Azeroth only to find your WoW character curiously unresponsive.
So you pick up the G15 gaming keyboard, shake it upside down over your head and quelle horreur: one is bukkaka'd in a demon-like explosive ejaculate of stale, oxidised beer saturated with dead skin cells, pubic hair, dry cured kebab, pork scratchings, smegma, nostril detritus followed by a dandruff top...
...oh the stench, oh the humiliation....If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Baldrick would have added hot water and served as a cappuccino.Originally posted by hyperD View PostThey'd better change that beer water regularly - ever spilled a pint of beer in your keyboard one night, collapsed on top of it, woke up the next morning and tried to carry on questing on Azeroth only to find your WoW character curiously unresponsive.
So you pick up the G15 gaming keyboard, shake it upside down over your head and quelle horreur: one is bukkaka'd in a demon-like explosive ejaculate of stale, oxidised beer saturated with dead skin cells, pubic hair, dry cured kebab, pork scratchings, smegma, nostril detritus followed by a dandruff top...
...oh the stench, oh the humiliation....Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHave been accompanied all day by a shocking hangover. I think I may have drank a bath full of beer last night
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