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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    This quite reminded me of the film hostel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostel_(2005_film) .

    College students Paxton and Josh, along with their friend Óli, are backpacking across Europe. After a night of partying, they meet a Russian man named Alexei who informs them about an undocumented hostel near Bratislava filled with beautiful, desperate, American-loving women.

    etcetc.

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  • chineseJohn
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Have been accompanied all day by a shocking hangover. I think I may have drank a bath full of beer last night

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    They'd better change that beer water regularly - ever spilled a pint of beer in your keyboard one night, collapsed on top of it, woke up the next morning and tried to carry on questing on Azeroth only to find your WoW character curiously unresponsive.

    So you pick up the G15 gaming keyboard, shake it upside down over your head and quelle horreur: one is bukkaka'd in a demon-like explosive ejaculate of stale, oxidised beer saturated with dead skin cells, pubic hair, dry cured kebab, pork scratchings, smegma, nostril detritus followed by a dandruff top...

    ...oh the stench, oh the humiliation....
    Baldrick would have added hot water and served as a cappuccino.

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  • hyperD
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    They'd better change that beer water regularly - ever spilled a pint of beer in your keyboard one night, collapsed on top of it, woke up the next morning and tried to carry on questing on Azeroth only to find your WoW character curiously unresponsive.

    So you pick up the G15 gaming keyboard, shake it upside down over your head and quelle horreur: one is bukkaka'd in a demon-like explosive ejaculate of stale, oxidised beer saturated with dead skin cells, pubic hair, dry cured kebab, pork scratchings, smegma, nostril detritus followed by a dandruff top...

    ...oh the stench, oh the humiliation....

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  • mudskipper
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    Have been accompanied all day by a shocking hangover. I think I may have drank a bath full of beer last night

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  • northernladuk
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    Not only do they have a Beer Spa, they have a Hot Electoral Spring!!

    Hot Electoral Spring

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    I still prefer the tried and tested formula - ass's milk

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
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  • norrahe
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    New new linky
    Last edited by norrahe; 1 February 2012, 12:30.

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  • NickFitz
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  • norrahe
    started a topic One for K2P2

    One for K2P2

    The beer spa



    Not sure if it's a good idea to drink your bathwater

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