-- Java Contractor Required -- (UK, Reading, 1 or 2 days a week)

**bdn_01** · 10 May 2006, 13:51

opps - wrong thread forum..

sorry

**DimPrawn** · 10 May 2006, 13:52

Light Relief?

**sasguru** · 10 May 2006, 13:56

No Java contractors here - just farmers, GCSE students, transvestites, Christian loonies, Walter Mitty types and cross-dressers.

**Fungus** · 10 May 2006, 13:58

I can make a mean cup of Lebanese coffee. Does that count?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 10 May 2006, 13:59

I like java coffee if that helps.

Im flexible about the rate, all right, you win, I will do it for a fiver.

**DimPrawn** · 10 May 2006, 14:00

ah, Java, that quaint 1990's interpreted language optimised for browser applets......

**DaveB** · 10 May 2006, 14:02

Originally posted by sasguru

No Java contractors here - just farmers, GCSE students, transvestites, Christian loonies, Walter Mitty types and cross-dressers.

So which one are you then Sas?

**sasguru** · 10 May 2006, 14:08

Originally posted by DaveB

So which one are you then Sas?

A cross-dressing transvestite studying for a GCSE. I also have an allotment.

**threaded** · 10 May 2006, 14:11

Originally posted by sasguru

I also have an allotment.

Hmm, another Walter Mitty type then.

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