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Previously on "-- Java Contractor Required -- (UK, Reading, 1 or 2 days a week)"

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Hmm, another Walter Mitty type then.
    Don't worry, not trying to steal your crown. The allotment was a joke.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    I also have an allotment.
    Hmm, another Walter Mitty type then.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    So which one are you then Sas?
    A cross-dressing transvestite studying for a GCSE. I also have an allotment.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    No Java contractors here - just farmers, GCSE students, transvestites, Christian loonies, Walter Mitty types and cross-dressers.

    So which one are you then Sas?

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  • DimPrawn
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    ah, Java, that quaint 1990's interpreted language optimised for browser applets......

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    I like java coffee if that helps.

    Im flexible about the rate, all right, you win, I will do it for a fiver.

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  • Fungus
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    I can make a mean cup of Lebanese coffee. Does that count?

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  • sasguru
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    No Java contractors here - just farmers, GCSE students, transvestites, Christian loonies, Walter Mitty types and cross-dressers.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Light Relief?

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  • bdn_01
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    opps - wrong thread forum..

    sorry

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  • -- Java Contractor Required -- (UK, Reading, 1 or 2 days a week)

    My company (Biise Limited) are looking for a seasoned professional java architect to advise us on a contract or part-time basis. If you are looking for a flexible filler, or just like an easy part-time life, please contact [email protected].

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