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Hmm, another Walter Mitty type then.Originally posted by sasguruI also have an allotment.
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A cross-dressing transvestite studying for a GCSE. I also have an allotment.Originally posted by DaveBSo which one are you then Sas?

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Originally posted by sasguruNo Java contractors here - just farmers, GCSE students, transvestites, Christian loonies, Walter Mitty types and cross-dressers.
So which one are you then Sas?
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ah, Java, that quaint 1990's interpreted language optimised for browser applets......
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I like java coffee if that helps.
Im flexible about the rate, all right, you win, I will do it for a fiver.
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No Java contractors here - just farmers, GCSE students, transvestites, Christian loonies, Walter Mitty types and cross-dressers.
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-- Java Contractor Required -- (UK, Reading, 1 or 2 days a week)
My company (Biise Limited) are looking for a seasoned professional java architect to advise us on a contract or part-time basis. If you are looking for a flexible filler, or just like an easy part-time life, please contact brendan.laing@biise.com.Tags: None
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