Christian Joke

[pacharan]

Jesus walks into a botel

I've always wanted to stay in a botel as it happens. Very good one in Amsterdam by all accounts.

[BlasterBates]

Did you hear the one about the campanologist? She got ex-communicated because she kept pulling the Vicar's donger. Couldn't keep away from his bell end.

[mudskipper]

Two nuns in the bath

One said "Where's the soap?"

The other said, "Yes, doesn't it."

[d000hg]

Done that one...

Yes it does rather.

[KimberleyChris]

A young novice nun and an old mother superior are riding bicycles down a cobbled road.

The young novice suddenly goes all wobbly, then lets out a loud straining grunt and falls off her bike.
The old mother says "Don't worry dear, you just had an orgasm".
The novice tells her that she has never had one before.
The old mother reassures her, saying "Never mind, just say five 'Hail Marys' tonight.
"I'll have to say ten" says the novice.
"Why?"
"Well, we are coming back this way, aren't we?"

[northernladuk]

Two nuns in the bath

One said "Where's the soap?"

The other said, "Yes, doesn't it."

Kinda doesn't work in typed format that one I am afraid.