The Rules of General are:

[EricBartlett]

Don't upset him.



I mean really don't upset him. He does "things", "unpleasant things" when he's upset.

Speaking of which. Where is MF tonight?

[NickFitz]

Don't upset him.



I mean really don't upset him. He does "things", "unpleasant things" when he's upset.

The patch should prevent that being a problem in future, assuming he doesn't examine it too closely

[Freamon]

3rd RULE: If someone .. goes limp .. the fight is over.

If that was true there would hardly be any posts on here.

[Joeman]

1st RULE: You do not talk about THE GENERAL.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about THE GENERAL.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at THE GENERAL, you HAVE to fight.

missed one - When backed into a corner and losing the fight, use the age old tradition of becoming the Typo Police, because telling a man he made a typo is the worst insult in the world and will make you look like a real keyboard warrior

[gingerjedi]

missed one - When backed into a corner and losing the fight, use the age old tradition of becoming the Typo Police, because telling a man he made a typo is the worst insult in the world and will make you look like a real keyboard warrior

Not to mention when one should and should not capitalise.

[Old Greg]

I only have one friend

And as long as you keep on being a good girl, I'll be nice to you too.

[Sysman]

Not to mention when one should and should not capitalise.

You've just broken Murphy's Internet Law #256:

"Every post pointing out a typo or spelling error will contain at least one typo or spelling error itself."

[NotAllThere]

The basic rule is - don't do anything to annoy the moderators. Addendum to the basic rule - don't behave like KenInParis.

[northernladuk]

The basic rule is - don't do anything to annoy the moderators. Addendum to the basic rule - don't behave like KenInParis.

Is Joeman KenInParis as well?

[MarillionFan]

Is Joeman KenInParis as well?

Seems this sockie is running rings around the mods.

I suggest we just draw up a list of the most unpleasant sockies to make it easier

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EricBartlett
Malvolio
Joeman
Wilmslow
Pacharan
Zippy