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The Rules of General are:
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Originally posted by eek View PostDon't upset him.
I mean really don't upset him. He does "things", "unpleasant things" when he's upset.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post3rd RULE: If someone .. goes limp .. the fight is over."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post1st RULE: You do not talk about THE GENERAL.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about THE GENERAL.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at THE GENERAL, you HAVE to fight.Comment
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Originally posted by Joeman View Postmissed one - When backed into a corner and losing the fight, use the age old tradition of becoming the Typo Police, because telling a man he made a typo is the worst insult in the world and will make you look like a real keyboard warriorScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by administrator View PostI only have one friendComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNot to mention when one should and should not capitalise.
"Every post pointing out a typo or spelling error will contain at least one typo or spelling error itself."Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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The basic rule is - don't do anything to annoy the moderators. Addendum to the basic rule - don't behave like KenInParis.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThe basic rule is - don't do anything to annoy the moderators. Addendum to the basic rule - don't behave like KenInParis.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIs Joeman KenInParis as well?
I suggest we just draw up a list of the most unpleasant sockies to make it easier
Regent
EricBartlett
Malvolio
Joeman
Wilmslow
Pacharan
ZippyWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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