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You can't even call a fork a fork these days.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
He'll be tulipting himself if they throw the book at him. £2500 maximum fine. That's almost a whole half-hour's pay for him.
Assuming he's on just shy of £200k/week and works the usual 40 hour week.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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I was stood behind JT's lawyer today while getting my butty at the train stationRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Sounds like a dodgy euphemism.Originally posted by BoredBloke View Postgetting my butty at the train stationOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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No it was a rather nice bacon butty with tomato sauce on. Just what the doctor ordered after a hard night of ridding London of beer. I've had reports that the buggers have made more beer while I was asleep and so I have to start all over again. it's a dirty job etc.....Originally posted by d000hg View PostSounds like a dodgy euphemism.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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According to reports he intends to "prove his innocence". I'm not sure how he intends to do this, given there's video footage of him shouting racist abuse, but maybe I'm not as bright as he is.Originally posted by PAH View PostHe'll be tulipting himself if they throw the book at him. £2500 maximum fine. That's almost a whole half-hour's pay for him.
Assuming he's on just shy of £200k/week and works the usual 40 hour week."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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