JT

[AtW]

[MarillionFan]

You can't even call a fork a fork these days.

[PAH]

He'll be tulipting himself if they throw the book at him. £2500 maximum fine. That's almost a whole half-hour's pay for him.

Assuming he's on just shy of £200k/week and works the usual 40 hour week.

[BoredBloke]

I was stood behind JT's lawyer today while getting my butty at the train station

[Doggy Styles]

Burn the witch!

[d000hg]

getting my butty at the train station

Sounds like a dodgy euphemism.

[BoredBloke]

Sounds like a dodgy euphemism.

No it was a rather nice bacon butty with tomato sauce on. Just what the doctor ordered after a hard night of ridding London of beer. I've had reports that the buggers have made more beer while I was asleep and so I have to start all over again. it's a dirty job etc.....

[Troll]

You can't even call a fork a fork these days.

You can't call them coloured any more either!

Bit unusual as I thought that was the preferred term.

Is there a list somewhere for reference?

[Freamon]

He'll be tulipting himself if they throw the book at him. £2500 maximum fine. That's almost a whole half-hour's pay for him.

Assuming he's on just shy of £200k/week and works the usual 40 hour week.

According to reports he intends to "prove his innocence". I'm not sure how he intends to do this, given there's video footage of him shouting racist abuse, but maybe I'm not as bright as he is.

[MarillionFan]

You can't call them coloured any more either!

Bit unusual as I thought that was the preferred term.

Is there a list somewhere for reference?

Non-white or unemployed is the prefered terminology these days I believe.