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Clientco Xmas Parties

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    #31
    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Cleintco today full of people bragging about how little they can remember of last night

    Seems a bit pointless when you can't remember it.

    Apparently I can't remember some of the best nights of my life.

    Does make me wonder if people behave much the same when so drunk they black out, or is there a chance you lose control so much you end up sexually assaulting the boss's wife while shatting yourself, while in the middle of the dance floor dancing to agadoo.

    I remember at one such do getting bevvied up and dancing 'over energetically' to Cotton Eye Joe. Gave everyone a laugh though.

    So I can remember that but not some of the sexual trysts. Life is so unfair.
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      #32
      Well at our Xmas lunch last week some of the contractors went a bit overboard with the wine, running up an £800 booze bill.
      Result was we each had to pay £25 to make up some of the deficit..

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        #33
        They wanted to do one but none of the staff were interested.

        Neither was I, spend far too much of my life with these people.

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          #34
          Just had a call to invite me to the Xmas do on Thursday in London.

          I declined.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Just had a call to invite me to the Xmas do on Thursday in London.

            I declined.
            No go. Then dial in on Friday with food poisoning.

            As that will last all next week it also solves your MOO issues.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #36
              Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
              Sorry to be dumb but what does WHS mean?
              WHS = What He Says
              They also use WSES (or whatever) for What Somebody Else Says or WMS for What Manclarky Says
              And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"

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                #37
                Originally posted by manclarky View Post
                WHS = What He Says
                They also use WSES (or whatever) for What Somebody Else Says or WMS for What Manclarky Says
                Thanks for clearing that up for me, maybe there should be a list somewhere of the abbreviations that are used on the forum
                In Scooter we trust

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by manclarky View Post
                  WHS = What He Says
                  They also use WSES (or whatever) for What Somebody Else Says or WMS for What Manclarky Says
                  Well, I never. I thought it was a High Street stationers.



                  Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
                  Thanks for clearing that up for me, maybe there should be a list somewhere of the abbreviations that are used on the forum
                  You could always use Google. Just a thought.
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    You could always use Google. Just a thought.
                    WWS

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                      You could always use Google. Just a thought.
                      Probably simpler for the OP just to use the FAQ service in my signature.

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