Daytime TV

[NickFitz]

Hadn't seen it in ages. God, it's depressing; full of adverts for people with senile dementia and poor bladder control, and programmes about ugly people selling heirlooms

[NickFitz]

Oh great, and now it's Noel ******* Edmonds

[Zippy]

Hadn't seen it in ages. God, it's depressing; full of adverts for people with senile dementia and poor bladder control, and programmes about ugly people selling heirlooms

And rather like the people sitting at home you're getting paid to watch it

Can you record Jeremy Kyle for me? Ta

[SimonMac]

Don't forget pay day loan companies lending money to people who can't afford it a extortionate rates!

[doodab]

full of adverts for people with senile dementia and poor bladder control

You can buy people with senile dementia?

[RSoles]

programmes about ugly people selling heirlooms

...to buy tat like stereos, amazing

[TheFaQQer]

And rather like the people sitting at home you're getting paid to watch it

Can you record Jeremy Kyle for me? Ta

There's a Jeremy Kyle Christmas special over five days this year.

[NickFitz]

Hmm, the box segfaulted and I got stuck on the Hairy Bikers

[SimonMac]

There's a Jeremy Kyle Christmas special over five days this year.

The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Christmas:

12 cans of Carling,
11 DNA tests,
10 dads to choose from,
9 teeth between them,
8 squeezed in tracksuits,
7 stinking smackheads,
6 Dunlop trainers,
5 stollllen ringssss,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly twats,
2 timing sults
and a who parades them all on t.v !!!!

[mudskipper]

The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Christmas:

12 cans of Carling,
11 DNA tests,
10 dads to choose from,
9 teeth between them,
8 squeezed in tracksuits,
7 stinking smackheads,
6 Dunlop trainers,
5 stollllen ringssss,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly twats,
2 timing sults
and a who parades them all on t.v !!!!

Very good, but it would scan better with the 'all' in the last line.