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Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. -
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Uh I don't know, I just see it as one step closer to the ultimate scientific goal that is...
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Some fake women have real breasts as well. Now that'sOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Ah, the other important scientific goal would be a time machine.Originally posted by zeitghostNow yer talking.
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One's illusions are quite shattered.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Is there anything unsexier than a skinny fashion model anyway? What I want is Keira Knightley's face on Dawn French's body.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Whereabouts on her body?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Hey! That's a brill idea! MMm.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Not a bit of it - just put a bra on my head and hook another barbie to my PC and job done. A new one is formed!Originally posted by zeitghostNow yer talking.
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One's illusions are quite shattered.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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