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Previously on "A real Oh Dear.: Never fancy an online model again"

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Now yer talking.

    Then again:



    One's illusions are quite shattered.
    Not a bit of it - just put a bra on my head and hook another barbie to my PC and job done. A new one is formed!

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  • xoggoth
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    Hey! That's a brill idea! MMm.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Is there anything unsexier than a skinny fashion model anyway? What I want is Keira Knightley's face on Dawn French's body.
    Whereabouts on her body?

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  • xoggoth
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    Is there anything unsexier than a skinny fashion model anyway? What I want is Keira Knightley's face on Dawn French's body.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Now yer talking.

    Then again:



    One's illusions are quite shattered.
    Ah, the other important scientific goal would be a time machine.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    These days even some real women have fake breasts.
    Some fake women have real breasts as well. Now that's

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  • gingerjedi
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    Uh I don't know, I just see it as one step closer to the ultimate scientific goal that is...

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  • BrilloPad
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    These days even some real women have fake breasts.

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  • Sysman
    started a topic A real Oh Dear.: Never fancy an online model again

    A real Oh Dear.: Never fancy an online model again



    Same girl, not even real

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