• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Why do these girls...

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Don't search for 'German Party Girls', this is the only decent one:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Girls night out

      There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.
      Why? One reason, four letters and rhymes with rock.

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


        Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

        The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'
        That's not grub on the right in blue. It's Creemof Sum Yun Gai, the Thai tranny.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

        Comment


          #14
          Got my glasses on (not Specsavers, think I'm made of money?) and still think they are chewy and still would.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

          Comment


            #15
            Very high heifer ratio there, surely not all of them can blame it on genetics or the wrong metabolism or whatever the current excuse for being a lard-arse is.

            Comment


              #16
              Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks?
              Coffee's for closers

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks?
                Er, women find wealth as attractive as men find attractiveness.

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


                  Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

                  The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'
                  Yeah but you still would, you know anythings better than nothing
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

                  Comment


                    #19
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks?
                    No, I think we've slipped into a worm hole and are now back in the 70's. I can hear Sid James going "phwoar" and "you don't get many of them to the pound" as I type.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

                    Comment


                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      No, I think we've slipped into a worm hole and are now back in the 70's. I can hear Sid James going "phwoar" and "you don't get many of them to the pound" as I type.
                      <Leslie_Phillips>
                      Ding Dong!
                      </Leslie_Phillips>

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X