Why do these girls...

[MaryPoppins]

Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks?

Twice you've made me laugh, in one thread! Good work.

[RSoles]

The one on the left can't run very fast.
She's been graffitti'd by midgets.

[ChrisPackit]

Ohh ******* hell! How come my wife always ends up on these photos in the paper

[BrilloPad]

There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.

Haven't you ever played "pull a pig"? These ladies are the contestants.

HTH

[billybiro]

These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent.

The Only Way Is Essex

Is Essex in the north?

[RobertRice]

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

I'll take no.3 - chunky.

[wobbegong]

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

The tattoos on the leg(s) of the one on the left make it look like she has varicose veins.

(Is the one in red under some sort of 'head shrinking' curse? The phrase 'everyone likes a little head' is not appliccable here!)

[TimberWolf]

Come on then, roll up, if you had to pick one (and only one!) to shag, which would it be? I think it would have to be the one with the little head because at least the rest of her body is okay.

[BrilloPad]

Come on then, roll up, if you had to pick one (and only one!) to shag, which would it be? I think it would have to be the one with the little head because at least the rest of her body is okay.

But she looks like an alien. Probably related to SG.

Personally I would rather have my bits cut off.

[TimberWolf]

But she looks like an alien. Probably related to SG.

Personally I would rather have my bits cut off.

Sorry, having your bits cut off is not an option.