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Breakfast Recipe for the Winter
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no batter.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWot, no batter?
just a few milligrammes of food, fried to perfection (ie burnt)
my stomache is shrinking quickly. soon i will be a ringwraith. a shadow(\__/)
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If you cook it in the microwave then it’s a lot easier to clean: just keep an eye on it or you will be cleaning the microwave tooOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostPorridge is okay, I usually put a layer of sugar on top, and when that is exhausted, put down another layer, and sometimes a third. Nice. Don't fancy olives with porridge. Olives in brine are nice on their own though. However, porridge makes a terrible mess of the saucepan, which even soaking doesn't loosen, and when the day finally arrives when you have no choice but to clean the saucepan (next day usually), it clogs up the scourer and the plug hole, so it's a big job. And that's why I don't have porridge very often. Can be eaten cold without cooking, but it's not as nice.
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It actually microwaves quite well, I find. Although it makes a mess of the jug tooOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostPorridge is okay, I usually put a layer of sugar on top, and when that is exhausted, put down another layer, and sometimes a third. Nice. Don't fancy olives with porridge. Olives in brine are nice on their own though. However, porridge makes a terrible mess of the saucepan, which even soaking doesn't loosen, and when the day finally arrives when you have no choice but to clean the saucepan (next day usually), it clogs up the scourer and the plug hole, so it's a big job. And that's why I don't have porridge very often. Can be eaten cold without cooking, but it's not as nice.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You fry cheese? Euuuuuuuuuuuch. Northern hun.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthis morning i fried three slices of cheddar with a strip of bacon.
living the lean dream. living the lean dream

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