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    Alternative World Cup anthem

    Being released by Stan Boardman Heard it on the radio this morning.

    Scousers eh? What wit.


    Oh we're all going to Germany for the Cup
    Oh we're all going to Germany for the Cup (yee-ha)
    Oh we're all going to Germany, we're all going to Germany
    Oh we're all going to Germany for the Cup

    CHORUS
    Singing ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)
    Singing ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)
    Singing ay-yay-yippee,
    the Germans bombed our chippy,
    ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)

    Some of us are going on the plane
    Others from Dover on the train
    A few of us with women
    The rest of us are swimming
    But we're all gonna get there just the same

    We'll be drinking German lager in the pubs
    we'll be dancing and singing in the clubs
    and there's forty lads from Huyton
    who said they won't be fighting
    so there won't be any need for boxing gloves

    Singing ay-yay-yippee,
    the Germans bombed our chippy,
    ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)

    Frankfurt, Munich and Berlin
    we haven't got a ticket to get in
    so we'll take a pick and shovel
    and dig a massive trundle
    and smuggle through inside a wheelie-bin (hee hee)

    Carracher, Rooney and Gerrard
    these lads are tough and very hard
    and when they're in a battle
    they won't shake or tattle
    and they won't get a red or yellow card

    we'll be taking lots of banners and some flags
    there'll be thirty lads with ASBOs wearing tags
    and when it's all over, we'll be heading back to Dover
    so don't forget the 30, 000 fags

    Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf..

    REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    guden..

    yep like it , anything that dosent mention that England won in 1966 would be a good song

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      #3
      wtf is a "massive trundle" ?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Gold Dalek
        wtf is a "massive trundle" ?
        It's like a railway track but instead of rails it is wooden grooves, for the wheels of the wheely bin to fit in. This is how it gets its name, from the sound of the wheely bin being pushed or pulled along it by the trundlers.

        HTH

        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Gold Dalek
          wtf is a "massive trundle" ?


          Although he's welsh and so has nothing to do with world cups.

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            #6
            Have you heard the latest?

            "Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Klinsmann?" - the Sun are pushing it.

            So much for "Don't mention the war!"...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak
              Have you heard the latest?

              "Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Klinsmann?" - the Sun are pushing it.

              So much for "Don't mention the war!"...
              Yes, by Sir Geoff Hurst isn't it?

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                #8
                There's only one chant you need to know:

                Three-One
                Three-One
                Three-One

                Remember you heard it here first....
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wendigo100


                  Although he's welsh and so has nothing to do with world cups.
                  Lee Trundle is indeed a Scouser but he won't be going to the World Cup.

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                    #10
                    That reference to the German bombing the chippie is really scraping the barrel.

                    Naturally it should be the aim of any National theme tune to be as offensive to loathsome foreigners as possible, but this is the really annoying thing about the Germans, they are much too nice and we have to go back 60 years to find anything to really dislike them for. They have even got rid of the horrible Schroeder in favour of a nice righty sort of lady.

                    French are always easy, port/lorry blockades/ATC strikes plus they are FRENCH. The horrible Belgiums, our main rivals in the prestigious paedophile stakes. Italians - Belusconi/that other ghastly thing. Swiss, bankers to dictators and makers of truly dreadful watches, but surely we can anyone think of a more up to date reason for disliking the Germans?
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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