Alternative World Cup anthem

[wendigo100]

Lee Trundle is indeed a Scouser but he won't be going to the World Cup.

A scouser? I didn't know that. A vacancy has just appeared in the squad for a shrek-like scouser.

[threaded]

anyone think of a more up to date reason for disliking the Germans?

Doh! They haven't marched thru' Belgium to invade France recently, or dragged Italy along so we have an excuse to give them a good kicking, and not invaded Switzerland for ages and ages.

[xoggoth]

That reference to the German bombing the chippie is really scraping the barrel.

Naturally it should be the aim of any National theme tune to be as offensive to loathsome foreigners as possible, but this is the really annoying thing about the Germans, they are much too nice and we have to go back 60 years to find anything to really dislike them for. They have even got rid of the horrible Schroeder in favour of a nice righty sort of lady.

French are always easy, port/lorry blockades/ATC strikes plus they are FRENCH. The horrible Belgiums, our main rivals in the prestigious paedophile stakes. Italians - Belusconi/that other ghastly thing. Swiss, bankers to dictators and makers of truly dreadful watches, but surely we can anyone think of a more up to date reason for disliking the Germans?

[Dave]

Although he's welsh and so has nothing to do with world cups.

Lee Trundle is indeed a Scouser but he won't be going to the World Cup.

[sasguru]

There's only one chant you need to know:

Three-One
Three-One
Three-One

Remember you heard it here first....

[wendigo100]

Have you heard the latest?

"Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Klinsmann?" - the Sun are pushing it.

So much for "Don't mention the war!"...

Yes, by Sir Geoff Hurst isn't it?

[cojak]

Have you heard the latest?

"Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Klinsmann?" - the Sun are pushing it.

So much for "Don't mention the war!"...

[wendigo100]

wtf is a "massive trundle" ?

Although he's welsh and so has nothing to do with world cups.

[threaded]

wtf is a "massive trundle" ?

It's like a railway track but instead of rails it is wooden grooves, for the wheels of the wheely bin to fit in. This is how it gets its name, from the sound of the wheely bin being pushed or pulled along it by the trundlers.

HTH

[Gold Dalek]

wtf is a "massive trundle" ?

[Bitbucket]

guden..

yep like it , anything that dosent mention that England won in 1966 would be a good song

[Alf W]

Being released by Stan Boardman Heard it on the radio this morning.

Scousers eh? What wit.


Oh we're all going to Germany for the Cup
Oh we're all going to Germany for the Cup (yee-ha)
Oh we're all going to Germany, we're all going to Germany
Oh we're all going to Germany for the Cup

CHORUS
Singing ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)
Singing ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)
Singing ay-yay-yippee,
the Germans bombed our chippy,
ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)

Some of us are going on the plane
Others from Dover on the train
A few of us with women
The rest of us are swimming
But we're all gonna get there just the same

We'll be drinking German lager in the pubs
we'll be dancing and singing in the clubs
and there's forty lads from Huyton
who said they won't be fighting
so there won't be any need for boxing gloves

Singing ay-yay-yippee,
the Germans bombed our chippy,
ay-yay-yippee-yippee-yay (clap three times)

Frankfurt, Munich and Berlin
we haven't got a ticket to get in
so we'll take a pick and shovel
and dig a massive trundle
and smuggle through inside a wheelie-bin (hee hee)

Carracher, Rooney and Gerrard
these lads are tough and very hard
and when they're in a battle
they won't shake or tattle
and they won't get a red or yellow card

we'll be taking lots of banners and some flags
there'll be thirty lads with ASBOs wearing tags
and when it's all over, we'll be heading back to Dover
so don't forget the 30, 000 fags

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf..

REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE