Just to cheer you all up

[DodgyAgent]

I was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...

I could probably cope with yours sweetie

[Churchill]

A happy couple, sharing smalltalk on CUK.

You're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have a

When Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?

(Ooops on reflection it might've been me that said that...)

[Mich the Tester]

You're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have a

I'd rather you didn't do that now I know where your hands have been.

[Churchill]

I'd rather you didn't do that now I know where your hands have been.

Being all coy doesn't suit you, a bit like your pink tutu.

[Mich the Tester]

When Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?

I'd never have considered that an insult until I saw their efforts at this World Cup. Fook me, am I too crap to play for them? I can live with it though.

[Mich the Tester]

Being all coy doesn't suit you, a bit like your pink tutu.

See pink themed avatar.


It won't stay there for long.

[scooterscot]

The scientific report says the average male's manhood is ... between 5-5.7ins when erect

That's a range not an average.

Anyone who claims average has got something to hide.

[d000hg]

I was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...

You sound keen to find out.

[TimberWolf]

See pink themed avatar.


It won't stay there for long.

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[Churchill]

You sound keen to find out.

If that's your idea of keen then I'd love to know what your definition of "playing hard to get" is.