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Previously on "Just to cheer you all up"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    So. Ze pink abomination hes been removed, Britishers. You are all too late. Es usual.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Drag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matches


    I didn't know you could do that.

    It's going to be a busy afternoon.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Drag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matches
    I'd rather not. I'm at work.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You sound keen to find out.
    If that's your idea of keen then I'd love to know what your definition of "playing hard to get" is.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    See pink themed avatar.


    It won't stay there for long.
    Drag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matches

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...
    You sound keen to find out.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    The scientific report says the average male's manhood is ... between 5-5.7ins when erect
    That's a range not an average.

    Anyone who claims average has got something to hide.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Being all coy doesn't suit you, a bit like your pink tutu.
    See pink themed avatar.


    It won't stay there for long.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    When Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?
    I'd never have considered that an insult until I saw their efforts at this World Cup. Fook me, am I too crap to play for them? I can live with it though.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I'd rather you didn't do that now I know where your hands have been.
    Being all coy doesn't suit you, a bit like your pink tutu.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have a
    I'd rather you didn't do that now I know where your hands have been.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    A happy couple, sharing smalltalk on CUK.
    You're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have a

    When Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?

    (Ooops on reflection it might've been me that said that...)

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...
    I could probably cope with yours sweetie

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Yours must look tiny against that backdrop Churchy
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...
    A happy couple, sharing smalltalk on CUK.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Yours must look tiny against that backdrop Churchy
    I was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...

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