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Previously on "Just to cheer you all up"
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So. Ze pink abomination hes been removed, Britishers. You are all too late. Es usual.
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I'd rather not. I'm at work.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDrag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matches
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Drag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matchesOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSee pink themed avatar.
It won't stay there for long.
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That's a range not an average.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThe scientific report says the average male's manhood is ... between 5-5.7ins when erect
Anyone who claims average has got something to hide.
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See pink themed avatar.Originally posted by Churchill View PostBeing all coy doesn't suit you, a bit like your pink tutu.
It won't stay there for long.
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I'd never have considered that an insult until I saw their efforts at this World Cup. Fook me, am I too crap to play for them? I can live with it though.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhen Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?
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I'd rather you didn't do that now I know where your hands have been.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have a
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You're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have aOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostA happy couple, sharing smalltalk on CUK.
When Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?
(Ooops on reflection it might've been me that said that...)
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I could probably cope with yours sweetieOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...
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