Just to cheer you all up

**Arturo Bassick** · 25 October 2011, 10:20

So not only am I a fat ****er, I also have a small cock.

Cheered me up no end Xog!

**Spacecadet** · 25 October 2011, 10:24

Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

So not only am I a fat ****er, I also have a small cock.

Lose weight, it'll make your cock look bigger

**Churchill** · 25 October 2011, 10:27

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Lose weight, it'll make your cock look bigger

Well at least he'd be able to see it.

**Peoplesoft bloke** · 25 October 2011, 10:44

No longer remotely worried about mine now - has proved fit for purpose for one of two functions, touch wood (oh dear) is doing fine for the other on a daily basis - job done.

**SimonMac** · 25 October 2011, 10:54

I have never been more pleased to be "slightly above average"

**TimberWolf** · 25 October 2011, 10:57

The National Academy of Surgery is one of France's oldest medical bodies, created in 1731 by King Louis XV.

It has more than 500 members

That's quite a small number of members.

**Pondlife** · 25 October 2011, 11:01

I was quite happy with that article until I saw the size of the ruler they were using.

Turns out my 19" monitor is only 6" wide.

erm... I mean

**Mich the Tester** · 25 October 2011, 11:58

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Enough gloom on economy etc, here from the fantastic SUN:

Study shows how men measure up | The Sun |News

There's a chap here from the Dutch Antilles who read that and fell of his chair laughing. Can't think why.

**Spacecadet** · 25 October 2011, 12:02

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Can't think why.

Ask him then

Just to cheer you all up