- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Just to cheer you all up
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Just to cheer you all up"
Collapse
-
So. Ze pink abomination hes been removed, Britishers. You are all too late. Es usual.
-
I'd rather not. I'm at work.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDrag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matches
Leave a comment:
-
Drag your avatar image into the Google image search bar and check out Googles similar image matchesOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSee pink themed avatar.
It won't stay there for long.
Leave a comment:
-
That's a range not an average.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThe scientific report says the average male's manhood is ... between 5-5.7ins when erect
Anyone who claims average has got something to hide.
Leave a comment:
-
See pink themed avatar.Originally posted by Churchill View PostBeing all coy doesn't suit you, a bit like your pink tutu.
It won't stay there for long.
Leave a comment:
-
I'd never have considered that an insult until I saw their efforts at this World Cup. Fook me, am I too crap to play for them? I can live with it though.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhen Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?
Leave a comment:
-
I'd rather you didn't do that now I know where your hands have been.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have a
Leave a comment:
-
You're feeling left out again, aren't you? Here, have aOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostA happy couple, sharing smalltalk on CUK.
When Dodgy said you were too sh!t to play for England he didn't mean it, did you Dodgy?
(Ooops on reflection it might've been me that said that...)
Leave a comment:
-
I could probably cope with yours sweetieOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI was going to say you wouldn't like it up your arse but from what I've been hearing lately...
Leave a comment:
-
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- What does the non-compete clause consultation mean for contractors? Today 07:59
- To escalate or wait? With late payment, even month two is too late Yesterday 07:26
- Signs of IT contractor jobs uplift softened in January 2026 Feb 17 07:37
- ‘Make Work Pay…’ heralds a new era for umbrella company compliance Feb 16 08:23
- Should a new limited company not making much money pay a salary/dividend? Feb 13 08:43
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Feb 12 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Feb 11 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42


Leave a comment: