Daily Mail would you/wouldn't you thread part one.

**oracleslave** · 21 October 2011, 14:48

Who looks at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

I would

**d000hg** · 21 October 2011, 17:36

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Oof blimey. I think Crissie looks a bit rough these days - regardless of her weight.

I wouldn't. She looks a bit smelly.

What if she had a wash first. Or if you washed her first?

**DiscoStu** · 21 October 2011, 19:28

Yes, until I was so sore the pain made me cry

**TheFaQQer** · 22 October 2011, 15:32

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Yes, until I was so sore the pain made me cry

Eloquent as ever

**DiscoStu** · 23 October 2011, 17:23

Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Eloquent as ever

I can't be held responsible for anything I post while drunk

**MaryPoppins** · 24 October 2011, 07:08

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

What if she had a wash first. Or if you washed her first?

I think, still - no.

**wobbegong** · 24 October 2011, 07:31

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Yes, until I was so sore the pain made me cry

Attaboy Stu! A good ole fashioned sh@gging, and remember the golden rule; "whoever bleeds first, is a cissy"!

**Churchill** · 24 October 2011, 07:36

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Wait for the fitness video.

Call me a cynical old dog but I reckon she's bloating for the "before" pictures...

She has a certain resemblance to Drew Barrymore.

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