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Previously on "Daily Mail would you/wouldn't you thread part one."

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Wait for the fitness video.

    Call me a cynical old dog but I reckon she's bloating for the "before" pictures...

    She has a certain resemblance to Drew Barrymore.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Yes, until I was so sore the pain made me cry
    Attaboy Stu! A good ole fashioned sh@gging, and remember the golden rule; "whoever bleeds first, is a cissy"!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    What if she had a wash first. Or if you washed her first?
    I think, still - no.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Eloquent as ever
    I can't be held responsible for anything I post while drunk

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Yes, until I was so sore the pain made me cry
    Eloquent as ever

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  • DiscoStu
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    Yes, until I was so sore the pain made me cry

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Oof blimey. I think Crissie looks a bit rough these days - regardless of her weight.

    I wouldn't. She looks a bit smelly.
    What if she had a wash first. Or if you washed her first?

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  • oracleslave
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    Who looks at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

    I would

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  • TimberWolf
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    Getting a bit off topic, but how many of these trees do you think are fake?

    strange tree - Google Search

    (a lot are tall and of female form)

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Who isn't?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Indeed; the cameltoe should suggest a narrow entry, not a bloody great Mersey Tunnel.
    That's not cameltoe though, that's "John Wayne's Saddlebags"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Indeed; the cameltoe should suggest a narrow entry, not a bloody great Mersey Tunnel.
    Ah, you hit cntrl+ too eh?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I think a slight air of mystery is never a bad thing.
    Indeed; the cameltoe should suggest a narrow entry, not a bloody great Mersey Tunnel.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I would
    WHS

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Who isn't?
    I think a slight air of mystery is never a bad thing.

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