Anyone think this will not end badly?

[alreadypacked]

Easy, Russian proxy, create a profile on any dating site, wait for the Americans to contact you, send them soppy emails about 'wanting a real traditional big man', 'Russian men are so bad', 'Russian women prefer older, fatter men', etc...

Then sting them with needing to pay for English lessons so 'we can develop our love together' and that your Gran is ill and can't afford the medicine and she's gonna die, and the stupid Septics will send the cash.

99% are 'keyboard Romeos' - ie never actually bother!

I've considered this myself, the fact that it's dishonest and illegal puts me off slightly...

So the preteding to be a woman and sending soppy emails is ok


Something you want to tell us

[Churchill]

AUIU there is no financial test for visas under EU Directives!

What?

You is getting your U's 'n I's muddled!

[stek]

What?

You is getting your U's 'n I's muddled!

Well and truly! I was thinking with one hand due to thinking about Russian Brides...

[MarillionFan]

Not trying to be all tediously reasonable and conciliatory here, but as many if not more blokes do the same, with mail order brides and suchlike.

I heard AtW tried ordering himself a mail order bride. He placed the order 12 months ago and is still waiting for delivery.

[stek]

So the preteding to be a woman and sending soppy emails is ok


Something you want to tell us

Well you don't actually dress up as one while you do the emails. Unless you are a method actor or summert..

And you just nick the emails from the internet, there's loads on scam sites! Or course the clever punters know that and Google the emails but most are dumb as fook. I remember reading one of these emails where the 18 yo Hot Russian Babe was aching to touch the 55 yo Fat Yank punters 'member', I nearly sent her $500 I tell thi'!

[Mich the Tester]

AUIU there is no financial test for visas under EU Directives!

Here in Holland there is a financial test if you want to apply for a marriage or family reuniting visa for someone from outside the EU. You need to be earning 120% of the minimum wage for a 36 hour week. If there isn't such a test in Britain it's because either the British gummint made a hash of it and blamed 'EU directives' or the Daily Wail or some such made up some bulltulip story about EU directives, which they never do of course.

Any dissatisfaction among the electorate? Easy; blame the EU! That's why nobody ever leaves the EU!

[Pondlife]

Will someone just email her Wilmslow's phone number FFS.



It's no problem, You're welcome.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Well you don't actually dress up as one while you do the emails. Unless you are a method actor or summert..

And you just nick the emails from the internet, there's loads on scam sites! Or course the clever punters know that and Google the emails but most are dumb as fook. I remember reading one of these emails where the 18 yo Hot Russian Babe was aching to touch the 55 yo Fat Yank punters 'member', I nearly sent her $500 I tell thi'!

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Sainsburys customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Sainsburys. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Be carefull out there..

[Mich the Tester]

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Sainsburys customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Sainsburys. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Be carefull out there..

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Peoplesoft bloke again.

[russell]

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Sainsburys customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Sainsburys. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Be carefull out there..

Which stores so the operate from so I can....erhm....avoid them?