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Very short term accommodation - back of van?
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostIf you can't borrow the van, might be worth considering a shed made of cardboard boxes. You can also save a bit if you get your food from rummaging around the bins, you find some good stuff in Supermarket bins.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Was there anything significant about yesterday?
Some planetary alignment?
Change in the atmosphere?
M3 fooked all day because of two accidents
M4 fooked London bound because of rubber necking a Westbound accident & everyone using it to get around the M3 problem
M25 fooked & 3 lanes shut because some idiot decided to drive his or her car on its roof at junction 8 turn off
Dived off at the M25 @ J10 A3 to avoid the delays and fook me there was a multiple pile up on the A3 London bound
WTF was going on yesterday?
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostOn a point of order, that isn't a Transit, or a flat bed.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI think chef is too posh to know or care about the difference
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Spacecadet again.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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I once worked at MOD site where someone camped in the grounds. Took them 6 months to find him! Proves how seriously they took security.Comment
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friend of mine is a kitchen fitter and he more or less lives in his van all week, little bed built in the back, flat panel TV cooker, van heater, its no different to being a lorry driver sleeping in their cab and its your own space and you can wake up to a different car park every morningComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWas there anything significant about yesterday?
Some planetary alignment?
Change in the atmosphere?
M3 fooked all day because of two accidents
M4 fooked London bound because of rubber necking a Westbound accident & everyone using it to get around the M3 problem
M25 fooked & 3 lanes shut because some idiot decided to drive his or her car on its roof at junction 8 turn off
Dived off at the M25 @ J10 A3 to avoid the delays and fook me there was a multiple pile up on the A3 London bound
WTF was going on yesterday?
Clue - you were in the South of EnglandComment
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Originally posted by chef View PostWhat Spaceman said
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Originally posted by Support Monkey View Postfriend of mine is a kitchen fitter and he more or less lives in his van all week, little bed built in the back, flat panel TV cooker, van heater, its no different to being a lorry driver sleeping in their cab and its your own space and you can wake up to a different car park every morning
What about shaving and not ponging after a few days? Electric shaver and plenty of deodorant?Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostWhat about shaving and not ponging after a few days?Originally posted by Support Monkey View Postfriend of mine is a kitchen fitter and he more or less lives in his van all week, little bed built in the back, flat panel TV cooker, van heater, its no different to being a lorry driver sleeping in their cab and its your own space and you can wake up to a different car park every morningOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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