Very short term accommodation - back of van?

[Sockpuppet]

Anyone tried anything similar?

If you want to be a pikey move to Dale Farm.

[TheFaQQer]

There's a roundabout just outside Bracknell with a pub and a couple of houses in it, like a little oasis of tranquility surrounded by (sorry - no time to finish, being called to a boring meeting )

Ah, The Bracknell Harbinger. My first "real" project was in Bracknell, and I was pointed to that site.

Somewhere, there is something about "Thursday is date rape night in Stabbin's Nightclub!" which sums up Bracknell perfectly.

[MarillionFan]

Ah, The Bracknell Harbinger. My first "real" project was in Bracknell, and I was pointed to that site.

Somewhere, there is something about "Thursday is date rape night in Stabbin's Nightclub!" which sums up Bracknell perfectly.

Roundabouts. That's what sums up Bracknell.

[Troll]

There's a roundabout just outside Bracknell with a pub and a couple of houses in it, like a little oasis of tranquility surrounded by (sorry - no time to finish, being called to a boring meeting )

Fook I have to drive home through Bracknell tonight & the M3 is closed so guessing it will all pile across at Bracknell

Unless I risk the M4/M25 congestion to Chertsey....hmmmmm what to do

On a by note are there any secret short cuts to get around Bracknell avoiding the roundabouts with the crap traffic lights on the A329 /A322

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Fook I have to drive home through Bracknell tonight & the M3 is closed so guessing it will all pile across at Bracknell

Unless I risk the M4/M25 congestion to Chertsey....hmmmmm what to do

On a by note are there any secret short cuts to get around Bracknell avoiding the roundabouts with the crap traffic lights on the A329 /A322

Best thing is to avoid any contracts in that tulipty part of the country - it really is awful around there.

[TimberWolf]

Seems sensible. No communing issues, less hassle, no piss smelling grotty overpriced tulip hole to pay for and more money to spend on better things than funding someone's cash cow. Beats me why people are willing to pay fortunes for a small room used mostly for sleep, in a bed and room used by thousands of others before you. A van is luxury by comparison.

[BlasterBates]

If you can't borrow the van, might be worth considering a shed made of cardboard boxes. You can also save a bit if you get your food from rummaging around the bins, you find some good stuff in Supermarket bins.

[Old Greg]

I once slept in the middle of a roundabout, but I was pretty wasted.

My Great Aunt Et moved onto a roundabout with her hubby at the age of 75. She took two deck chairs, a pack of sandwiches and a flask of tea.

She also alerted the local newspaper, and the council soon decided that they would in fact re-house her as a priority.

Unfortunately Great Aunt Et is no longer with is, or else I'd sub her out.

[scooterscot]

Stupendous success through Airbnb

but you need to prove you're not a physco so...

[Troll]

Fook M4 also stuffed- too many idiots having accidents & not many alternatives to get from bristol to Kent!