Very short term accommodation - back of van?

[Bunk]

Stupendous success through Airbnb

but you need to prove you're not a physco so...

I can say with all honesty I'm not a physco

[BoredBloke]

If you can't borrow the van, might be worth considering a shed made of cardboard boxes. You can also save a bit if you get your food from rummaging around the bins, you find some good stuff in Supermarket bins.

Or just live in the supermarket bin. Just remember to set your alarm to wake you before the binwagon turns up!

[Troll]

Was there anything significant about yesterday?

Some planetary alignment?
Change in the atmosphere?


M3 fooked all day because of two accidents
M4 fooked London bound because of rubber necking a Westbound accident & everyone using it to get around the M3 problem
M25 fooked & 3 lanes shut because some idiot decided to drive his or her car on its roof at junction 8 turn off
Dived off at the M25 @ J10 A3 to avoid the delays and fook me there was a multiple pile up on the A3 London bound

WTF was going on yesterday?

[chef]

On a point of order, that isn't a Transit, or a flat bed.

I think chef is too posh to know or care about the difference

What Spaceman said

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Spacecadet again.

[BrilloPad]

I once worked at MOD site where someone camped in the grounds. Took them 6 months to find him! Proves how seriously they took security.

[Support Monkey]

friend of mine is a kitchen fitter and he more or less lives in his van all week, little bed built in the back, flat panel TV cooker, van heater, its no different to being a lorry driver sleeping in their cab and its your own space and you can wake up to a different car park every morning

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Was there anything significant about yesterday?

Some planetary alignment?
Change in the atmosphere?


M3 fooked all day because of two accidents
M4 fooked London bound because of rubber necking a Westbound accident & everyone using it to get around the M3 problem
M25 fooked & 3 lanes shut because some idiot decided to drive his or her car on its roof at junction 8 turn off
Dived off at the M25 @ J10 A3 to avoid the delays and fook me there was a multiple pile up on the A3 London bound

WTF was going on yesterday?

Clue - you were in the South of England

[Peoplesoft bloke]

What Spaceman said

OK then, but in Chef terms, it's like someone incorerctly describing sparkling wine as Champagne.

[PAH]

friend of mine is a kitchen fitter and he more or less lives in his van all week, little bed built in the back, flat panel TV cooker, van heater, its no different to being a lorry driver sleeping in their cab and its your own space and you can wake up to a different car park every morning

What about shaving and not ponging after a few days? Electric shaver and plenty of deodorant?

[d000hg]

What about shaving and not ponging after a few days?

friend of mine is a kitchen fitter and he more or less lives in his van all week, little bed built in the back, flat panel TV cooker, van heater, its no different to being a lorry driver sleeping in their cab and its your own space and you can wake up to a different car park every morning

I doubt it's a problem for him. Working class people often smell.