Gold!

[NickFitz]

Man who tried to turn his faeces into gold is jailed

"Judge said it was an interesting experiment but doomed to failure"

No tulip... Oh, hang on...

[TheFaQQer]

Man who tried to turn his faeces into gold is jailed

"Judge said it was an interesting experiment but doomed to failure"

No tulip... Oh, hang on...

“It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”

[d000hg]

A Northern Ireland man who tried to turn his own faeces into gold by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months.

The bizarre experiment, carried out by Paul Moran, 30, caused around £3,000 worth of damage

I wonder what damage it was to cost so much.

[Churchill]

Oi MF, a word to the wise...

Moran’s barrister, Des Fahy, agreed that the general circumstances of the case were bizarre. He said Moran was a man of considerable intellectual ability but there was a clear problem over the years relating to drug abuse.

The judge noted that Moran was now on anti-psychotic medication and agreed with the findings of a pre-sentence report, which said he did not pose “a significant risk of serious harm”.

[MarillionFan]

Oi MF, a word to the wise...

F**k you.

I've had beans for lunch I'm going to be rich, rich I tell ya!!!

[Churchill]

F**k you.

I've had beans for lunch I'm going to be rich, rich I tell ya!!!

So have I, and a baked potato so I'll be considerably richer than yow!

[Mich the Tester]

F**k you.

I've had beans for lunch I'm going to be rich, rich I tell ya!!!

So have I, and a baked potato so I'll be considerably richer than yow!

Go out for a tandoori and you'll be producing liquid gold.

[northernladuk]

2 girls 1 cup turned tulip in to gold!

[MarillionFan]

2 girls 1 cup turned tulip in to gold!

[Doggy Styles]

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It's not often I get that particular message.

Was that one of your private collection of, ahem, specialist films MF?