Car Finance

[Zoiderman]

Why?

Because they are tulip, look tulip, drive tulip, feel tulip, quality is tulip and did I say are tulip?

May I add, I was driven to a meeting in one once, and, honestly, they're really for the clearly bereft of imagination and desire. You really should go out into the garage and snip off your nads if you buy one of these.

[Churchill]

Because they are tulip, look tulip, drive tulip, feel tulip, quality is tulip and did I say are tulip?

It doesn't look that bad.

I haven't driven one.

Btw, a fast car doesn't make the man.

[Spacecadet]

Because they are tulip, look tulip, drive tulip, feel tulip, quality is tulip and did I say are tulip?

May I add, I was driven to a meeting in one once, and, honestly, they're really for the clearly bereft of imagination and desire. You really should go out into the garage and snip off your nads if you buy one of these.

I bought one of these, shockingly my manliness hasn't been effected but then I don't need a car to determine my gender, sexuality or ability as a man

[DimPrawn]

I bought one of these, shockingly my manliness hasn't been effected but then I don't need a car to determine my gender, sexuality or ability as a man

Gaylords always say that.

[Zoiderman]

I bought one of these, shockingly my manliness hasn't been effected but then I don't need a car to determine my gender, sexuality or ability as a man

No, to you it may not have done. But mark my words, every man whom you know, now looks at you differently; some will feign interest, others will feel sorry for you, others will openly laugh. Nearly all, however, will laugh behind your back.

Regardless what you think, everyone looks at cars and makes an assumption. I would think a very dull person drove one of those, with the onset of middle age upon him, with a slightly grey pall to his skin.

[sasguru]

Indeed, but one, possibly, with a bit more flair than a ******* Cee'd, given he's also looking at the M3...

What next, get him a Zafira? Modus? May as well snap those testies off right now.

Get yourself a 4x4 and be done with it. Higher than other cars, more likely to do damage than be damaged in a crash (I have kids and this is one of the most important considerations), easy to get them in and out of.

Get a Cee'd and people will laugh at you in the street as you drive past.

I've never really understood why anyone'd give a fook what other people think? Unless you're an insecure little cock.
Only a complete would borrow money to buy stuff he can't afford to impress people he doesn't know

[Zoiderman]

Call me shallow, or most men I know. But your kids will be bullied at school, if your nads haven't fallen off by the time you get around to planning them.

Dull, dull, dull.

[DimPrawn]

I've never really understood why anyone'd give a fook what other people think? Unless you're an insecure little cock.
Only a complete would borrow money to buy stuff he can't afford to impress people he doesn't know

I'll lend you tenner, get yourself a new personality.

[Spacecadet]

I would think a very dull person drove one of those, with the onset of middle age upon him, with a slightly grey pall to his skin.

I'll know its time to worry when I care about what you think

[Zoiderman]

I've never really understood why anyone'd give a fook what other people think? Unless you're an insecure little cock.
Only a complete would borrow money to buy stuff he can't afford to impress people he doesn't know

I wouldn't put the best part of 50k on finance either. However, I also wouldn't buy something so dull, so desperately dull, that my balls would shrivel up at the mere thought of it. I would think less of myself if I bought a Cee'd. Jesus, you'd be on the lowest rung of the manly ladder, women would think you'd given up on life, kids would openly mock you, people would move away from you in the bar, the local garage would refuse to service it.