Car Finance

[gingerjedi]

Because they are tulip, look tulip, drive tulip, feel tulip, quality is tulip and did I say are tulip?

May I add, I was driven to a meeting in one once, and, honestly, they're really for the clearly bereft of imagination and desire. You really should go out into the garage and snip off your nads if you buy one of these.

Is that why Kia offer a 7 year warranty whilst the German 'quality' brands only offer 3?

The German manufacturers spend a fortune on advertising to promote a 'perceived' quality image, shame they don't back it up.

May I add, some people just want to get from A to B and don't give a flying tulip how it happens.

[Zoiderman]

I'll know its time to worry when I care about what you think

It's not me you should be worried about Space cadet, it would the onset of middle age and the ending of any social life you ever, doubtfully, had.

[Churchill]

Call me shallow, or most men I know. But your kids will be bullied at school, if your nads haven't fallen off by the time you get around to planning them.

Dull, dull, dull.

I'm Ginger mate, it's pre-ordained.

I had an Audi R8, people used to say "What the **** is that Ginger prick doing driving an R8?".

When I drove the Range-Rover the same thing used to happen!

So do you know what I did? I bought a Supercharged, Vesuvius Red(Orange) Range-Rover sport, saved the shallow bastards the trouble of looking inside the car!



I now drive a Golf

[sasguru]

Call me shallow, or most men I know. .

I don't know about shallow, but you almost certainly have a small penis and are not very good looking.
Bit like Dim.

[Wodewick]

.... some waffle including shrinking nads, ridicule and shame....

.... more waffle including shrinking nads, ridicule and shame....

.... ditto....

.... same again ....

Tell us again Hemeroid - Do you like the Cee'd

Or have you actually got a Cee'd and this is just distraction!!!

[Zoiderman]

Is that why Kia offer a 7 year warranty whilst the German 'quality' brands only offer 3?

The German manufacturers spend a fortune on advertising to promote a 'perceived' quality image, shame they don't back it up.

May I add, some people just want to get from A to B and don't give a flying tulip how it happens.

Vauxhall also have a lifetime guarantee; doesn't mean they're any good. I should re read what you have typed there.

I have a Mercedes, I had a Mercedes before that went to the moon and back mileage wise, didn't go wrong once and I never had to use the warranty. Say what you like, but there isn't a substitute for getting into a quality car and doing some mileage. Drive that Cee'd every day on the M-Way and you'll be deaf by the time you hit 40 and have a bad back.

Please don't even try to suggest there's only a perceived quality in these cars. A Cee'd will cost 15k, for that you can have a 2/3 year old 30k mile E320Cdi on your drive, that will not lose much more money, will be more comfortable, more reliable and swallow miles more than space cadet can semen

It simply shows a lack of imagination

[DimPrawn]

I'm Ginger mate, it's pre-ordained.

I had an Audi R8, people used to say "What the **** is that Ginger prick doing driving an R8?".

When I drove the Range-Rover the same thing used to happen!

So do you know what I did? I bought a Supercharged, Vesuvius Red(Orange) Range-Rover sport, saved the shallow bastards the trouble of looking inside the car!



I now drive a Golf

A ginger prick in a Golf!

[sasguru]

Vauxhall also have a lifetime guarantee; doesn't mean they're any good. I should re read what you have typed there.

I have a Mercedes, I had a Mercedes before that went to the moon and back mileage wise, didn't go wrong once and I never had to use the warranty. Say what you like, but there isn't a substitute for getting into a quality car and doing some mileage. Drive that Cee'd every day on the M-Way and you'll be deaf by the time you hit 40 and have a bad back.

Please don't even try to suggest there's only a perceived quality in these cars. A Cee'd will cost 15k, for that you can have a 2/3 year old 30k mile E320Cdi on your drive, that will not lose much more money, will be more comfortable, more reliable and swallow miles more than space cadet can semen

It simply shows a lack of imagination

You can put a cock in a Mercedes and he's still a cock. And everyone knows it.
But a cool bloke remains cool on a bike, scooter, Cee'd or whatever else.

HTH, BIDI.

[Zoiderman]

I don't know about shallow, but you almost certainly have a small penis and are not very good looking.
Bit like Dim.

It's a bit worrying that you thought to check hey sasguru. Left footed? Bat for the other side son?

[sasguru]

It's a bit worrying that you thought to check hey sasguru. Left footed? Bat for the other side son?

Nah, people like you invariably have self-esteem issues. So what is it?
Not very succesful with the ladies, small penis, short and bald, fat, what?

There'll be something for sure.